Week 9 NCAA Ruminations

I'm going to try something new this week. I'm calling it the "Howboutyou" List. Howboutyou is the question that is more of a command. For example, Howboutyou people start commenting in the blog! That IS the purpose of the whole thing - you know? Interactivity and all that jazz. Here we go:

To Georgia Coach Mark Richt:
Howboutyou put in a quarterback that's taller than Frodo Baggins? Seriously, is Joe Cox 4'11"? How many passes did he throw into the hardly extended mitts of the Florida front four?

To UCLA Coach Rick Neuheisal:
Howboutyou gamble on a red zone offense?

To the voters who put Virginia Tech at #22 this week:
Howboutyou put down the empty bottle of Jack and march down to AlAnon? While you are at it howboutyou notice that DUKE is in second in the coastal AHEAD of Virginia Tech,

To anyone saying Tebow put himself back into the Heisman race after the Georgia game:
Howboutyou look at the stats for Houston QB Case Keenum? Here's a quick glance: 71% completions on 398 pass attempts with 25 TDs.

To Pittsburgh Coach Dave Wannstedt:
Howboutyou take a look at NC State's year to date results? Quick glance, the Wolfpack is 3-5, including a goose egg in ACC play - repeat not one victory in the hapless ACC. Two of NCSU's victories came against Murray State and Gardner-Webb. The third? AGAINST YOUR #14 ranked 7-1 Panthers.

To the Voters:
Howboutyou figure out how you are going to rank one loss Oregon ahead of the no loss Boise St. team that beat it? You haven't yet, but I know it's coming.

To the Purdue football team:
Howboutyou just pack it in and call it a season?

To the Big 12 North Division:
Howaboutyou just stop embarrassing yourselves and tell Texas - "Just take the title."

To SMU:
Yeah, yeah, June Jones is really turning things around I know you might get to a bowl for the first time since Craig James roamed the sidelines but, Howaboutyou remember you are the only team to lose to Washington State?