Week 6: Special Report

Come with me, and you'll see, a whole WORLD of interesting football,

It's Week 7, almost heaven, as we get into the thick of fall...

Here it is...

The Week 7 Viewing Guide: Oompa Loompa Style

Noon: #2 Texas vs. #20 Oklahoma (Neutral Site - Cotton Bowl)

Oompa Loompa, doompadee doo

I have a perfect puzzle for you

Oompa Loompa, doompadee dee

If you are wise you will listen me

What do you get where the Red River flows?

A team that goes as Sam Bradford goes

The Sooners have lost twice by one point each

So beating the Longhorns is quite...a...reach

I don't like the look of it

Oompa Loompa, doompadee down

What do you do if you are Mack Brown?

You will wonder what happened to you

When the Boomer Sooner go Boom!

Sooners go Boom!

#6 USC @ #25 Notre Dame:

Oompa Loompa doompadee doo
I've got another puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doompadah dee
If you are wise you will listen to me

What do you get when you coach in South Bend?
Pressure and hype that just never ends
All of your players really must go to class
And once a year a team...kicks...your....

The way that that the Trojans do

Oompa Loompa doompadee dice
This could be so big for Chuck Weiss
But I will live in happiness too
Like the winning Trojans will do

6PM: #4 Virginia Tech @ #19 Georgia Tech

Oompa Loompa doompadee doo

I've got another puzzle for you

Oompa Loompa doompadah dee

If you are wise you will listen to me

What do you get when the option is tripled?

Run by some dudes whose muscles are rippled

You get a team with an offense perplexing

To rival coaches it is...so...vexing

Unless you are Bud Foster!

Oompa Loompa doompadee dokie

Life in the ACC's nice for a Hokie

On this evening a Ramble will wreck

When the Hokies beat Georgia Tech

7:30 PM: #22 South Carolina @ #2 Alabama

Oompa Loompa doompadee doo

I've got another puzzle for you

Oompa Loompa doompadah dee

If you are wise you'll listen to me

What do you get if you are a big worrier?

And your Coach is a man named Steve Spurrier

What will he do when the Tide fights the Cocks?

Here is one bet that is...a...lock

They'll get nooooooo

They'll get nooooooo

They'll get nooooooo

They'll get nooooooo

They will get no touchdowns

Oompa Loompa Doompadee Daban

The Ball Coach is good but he's no Nick Saban

Nick will live in happiness too

Like the Tide in

Tuscaloosa do